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  • Phlegmboyant Greeting Card

    Phlegmboyant Greeting Card

    Phlegmboyant Greeting Card

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  • Outside on a beautiful sunny day a rickety old outhouse stands as the lone structure in the middle of an open field. The door of the outhouse is hanging off its hinges slightly askew. Standing to the left of the outhouse is a rat wearing a tie and holding a briefcase. A husband and wife, who are flies are standing beside a For Sale sign whch is pounded into the ground beside the outhouse. The flies look eagerly at the rat as the rat says This little gem is perfect, you won't have to lift a finger, and I'm

    Greeting Card - Dream Outhouse For Sale

    Greeting Card - Dream Outhouse For Sale

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  • Inside a doctors examining room a diploma hangs on the wall indicating the doctor has a degree in urology. On the adjacent wall hangs a nighttime picture of a fire pit in a campground. On the far side of the examining room is a storage closet with the door open revelaing a large stack of wafers and chocolate. The doctor is a three pronged marshmallow roasting stick with his head being the center prong and the two outer prongs acting as his hands. He has a rubber glove on his left hand and is about to do a

    Greeting Card - Marshmallow Prostate Exam

    Greeting Card - Marshmallow Prostate Exam

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  • Stop Talking About Your Work Greeting Card

    Stop Talking About Your Work Greeting Card

    Stop Talking About Your Work Greeting Card

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  • Keto Kitty Greeting Card

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    Keto Kitty Greeting Card

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  • Inside a hotel loby at the entrance to a bar there is a crime sceen that has been taped off by homicide investigators. A female bar stool wearing an excesive amount of lipstick with long eyelashes is stnding "hand cuffed" off to the side. She has a very sheepish look on her face as the police investigators, one of which is a large floor lamp that has its light shining down on the victim. The victim is a male bar stool and it looks as if he has melted. The former bar stool is laying on the floor with his

    Greeting Card - Stool Softener

    Greeting Card - Stool Softener

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  • Karma At The Zoo Greeting Card

    Karma At The Zoo Greeting Card

    Karma At The Zoo Greeting Card

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  • Onboard a large air plane that is at full capacity a large moose with large antlers sits in the middle seat between two other passengers. The male passenger sitting in the window seat is trying to pry open the window and the lady in the other seat beside the moose is pinching her nose as there is a horrific smell in the plane. The moose is holding his belly with his two hooves as if his stomach was upset. Other passengers throughout the plane are visibly revolted by the smell. The moose say "Oh my!. Pardon

    Greeting Card - Bad Reeds

    Greeting Card - Bad Reeds

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  • In a busy gym there are people excercising, some working out on cross trainers, others doing pilates and arobics. In the center of all this there is a plump lady wearing workout clothes including sweat pants, sneakers and a large head band. She is laying face down on a workout mat with her head turned sideways. Her arms are listlessly lying along each side of her body. She has a disgused look on her face and says, "Damn push-up bra is useless".

    Greeting Card - Push-Up Bra

    Greeting Card - Push-Up Bra

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  • In a perfectly groomed park abouve clear skies and large trees the wedding of Walter and Mary is being held. Walter and Marry are fire hydrants, Walter is wearing a bow tie and Mary holding her bouquet has a beautiful veil and wedding dress. Many fellow fire hydrants are in attendance watching the ceremony as Mary has a look of horror on her face as a bus loaded with dogs stops on the street adjacent to the park. On the side of the bus there is a large sign that says Puppy Pub Crawl.

    Greeting Card - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

    Greeting Card - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

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  • Rock Paper Scissors Greeting Card

    Rock Paper Scissors Greeting Card

    Rock Paper Scissors Greeting Card

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  • In the swimsuit section of a well appointed department store there are two well dressed cows standing beside a rack of bathing suits. The cows udders are clearly visible as their clothes only cover the upper portion of their bodies. One of the cows has removed an item from the dislay and is holding up a polka dotted thong bikini bottom. The bikini bottom has four cavities that perfectly accomodates the cows four udders. The second cow is looking intently at her friend over the top of her glasses with

    Greeting Card - Bovine Bikini

    Greeting Card - Bovine Bikini

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  • A beautiful day at the beach with nice blue skies there are three turtles laying down on beach towels, two female turtles on the outside and a male turtle in the middle. Sail boats and seagulls adorn the background. The lady turtle on the right is laying on her back and enjoying a coctail donning some fashionable sunglasses under a large beach umbrella. Upon further investigation the male turtle shell lying on its back is empty and the naked turtle is down the beach holding a Pina Colada, wearing a lei

    Greeting Card - Frank Comes Out Of His Shell

    Greeting Card - Frank Comes Out Of His Shell

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  • Missing Piece Of The Puzzle Greeting Card

    Missing Piece Of The Puzzle Greeting Card

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  • Tape Worm Granny Greeting Card

    Tape Worm Granny Greeting Card

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  • Hitting Jerrys Rock Bottom Greeting Card

    Hitting Jerrys Rock Bottom Greeting Card

    Hitting Jerrys Rock Bottom Greeting Card

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