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  • Kids And Cursive Greeting Card

    Kids And Cursive Greeting Card

    Kids And Cursive Greeting Card

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  • At a table in the center of a pub there are three people, two men and one woman are sitting watching the waitress deliver their food. The waitress is holding the serving tray in the air shoulder high. A good looking big Hawaiian man with long flowing black hair wearing a grass skirt and a flowered lei is laying on his side across the length of the over sized tray.

    Greeting Card - Large Hawaiian

    Greeting Card - Large Hawaiian

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  • Cone Of Shame Greeting Card

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  • Buxatony Bob Greeting Card

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  • In an unusual setting there is a gentleman sitting at the head of a dining room table enjoying a glass of wine. there are various vegtable dishes with serving utensils along with another place setting at the other end of the table. In the center of the table on a large serving platter is an unclothed man crouched down on all fours with an apple in his mouth. In the background the kitchen is visible where a lady is sitting in large pot on the stove. The lady cooking dinner who is supposed to be sitting at

    Greeting Card - Neighbours For Dinner

    Greeting Card - Neighbours For Dinner

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  • Further Than Meat Greeting Card

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    Further Than Meat Greeting Card

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  • Lung Butter Greeting Card

    Lung Butter Greeting Card

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  • 2 Minutes For Hooking Greeting Card

    2 Minutes For Hooking Greeting Card

    2 Minutes For Hooking Greeting Card

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  • Jockey Underware Shoot Greeting Card

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    Jockey Underware Shoot Greeting Card

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  • Sandbox Kids Greeting Card

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  • Soaring above the cloud dotted sky at 10,000 feet is a flock of geese. A younger goose looks over his sholder and says "I gotta go dad". The father goose looking bothered says, 'arrrg, why diddn't you go while we were resting in the field a few minutes ago? Hurry up and just go behind one of those clouds over there".

    Greeting Card - 10,000 Foot Bio Break

    Greeting Card - 10,000 Foot Bio Break

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  • A beautiful clear day on the second green at golf course where a urinal and a toilet are having a heated conversation. John, the toilet is donning a retro style golf hat knickers and is waiving his hands and golf club in the air. The toilet seat acting as his top lip he is clearly making a fuss as expletives symbols representing swear words come from his mouth. His golf partner Uri the urinal wearing retro golf attire with a p-trap for one leg waiving his putter and is shouts back to John and says

    Greeting Card - Potty Mouth

    Greeting Card - Potty Mouth

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  • Recyclables In The Afterlife Greeting Card

    Recyclables In The Afterlife Greeting Card

    Recyclables In The Afterlife Greeting Card

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  • In a well appointed corporate office a well dressed gentleman with reading glasses sits at his desk reading text written on a roll of toilet paper, it appears as if he is reading a scroll. A plunger stands confidently in front of the HR managers desk as the executive asks the plunger, "This is quite an impressive resume. Why are you looking to get out of the industry? The plunger relies back "Yea I've seen it all that's for sure. I just want something more consistant.

    Greeting Card- Only Used In A Jam

    Greeting Card- Only Used In A Jam

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  • Connections Connections Greeting Card

    Connections Connections Greeting Card

    Connections Connections Greeting Card

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  • Damn It's Wednesday Greeting Card

    Damn It's Wednesday Greeting Card

    Damn It's Wednesday Greeting Card

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