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  • In the back storage room of a restaurant there is a very high set of shelves with food of all sorts filling the shelves. The very top shelf is filled with beautiful large steaks. The items on the shelves are protected with several types of boobie traps with trip wires, leg hold traps, and explosives. An pair of eager dogs have found a way to get to the top of the shelves and get the steaks. A small dog named Petty stands on one end of a plank which rests on a barrel. A larger big dog is about to

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  • After floating around for fourty days on Noah's ark, Noah, Noah's wife and their two sons are standing outside on the deck of the ark under clear skies. On the wall behind Noah's sons are framed pictures of very strange looking animals. These animals are unlike anything we have ever seen. The name of the animals are written under the image of each animal. The name of the first animal is a Gnorf, it looks like a mouse but with six arms and large tusks. There is a large red X painted over the picture.

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  • In a perfectly groomed park abouve clear skies and large trees the wedding of Walter and Mary is being held. Walter and Marry are fire hydrants, Walter is wearing a bow tie and Mary holding her bouquet has a beautiful veil and wedding dress. Many fellow fire hydrants are in attendance watching the ceremony as Mary has a look of horror on her face as a bus loaded with dogs stops on the street adjacent to the park. On the side of the bus there is a large sign that says Puppy Pub Crawl.

    Greeting Card - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

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  • Inside a hotel loby at the entrance to a bar there is a crime sceen that has been taped off by homicide investigators. A female bar stool wearing an excesive amount of lipstick with long eyelashes is stnding "hand cuffed" off to the side. She has a very sheepish look on her face as the police investigators, one of which is a large floor lamp that has its light shining down on the victim. The victim is a male bar stool and it looks as if he has melted. The former bar stool is laying on the floor with his

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Everyone has specific family members, friends, or associates that do and say the strangest of things. It is my belief that you could substitute any one of the people in your circle of influence with characters from Toe’s Town. That’s what makes Toe’s Town cards fun. Enjoy!

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