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  • Outside on a beautiful sunny day a rickety old outhouse stands as the lone structure in the middle of an open field. The door of the outhouse is hanging off its hinges slightly askew. Standing to the left of the outhouse is a rat wearing a tie and holding a briefcase. A husband and wife, who are flies are standing beside a For Sale sign whch is pounded into the ground beside the outhouse. The flies look eagerly at the rat as the rat says This little gem is perfect, you won't have to lift a finger, and I'm

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A message from Toe:

Everyone has specific family members, friends, or associates that do and say the strangest of things. It is my belief that you could substitute any one of the people in your circle of influence with characters from Toe’s Town. That’s what makes Toe’s Town cards fun. Enjoy!

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