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  • At a party in an elegant ballroom adorned with beautiful chandeliers a nicly dressed lady holding a tray of appetizers walks up to a lady skeleton wearing a fashionable hat, necklace and purse holding a glass of champagne in her hand. The skeleton says "Oh no Phyllis I can't have bean dip it just goes right though me".The funny "Bean Dip" comic is a favorite in the Toe's Town wine and gift bag collection especially for those with irritable bowel syndrome or other stomach sensitivities.

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  • In a busy gym there are people excercising, some working out on cross trainers, others doing pilates and arobics. In the center of all this there is a plump lady wearing workout clothes including sweat pants, sneakers and a large head band. She is laying face down on a workout mat with her head turned sideways. Her arms are listlessly lying along each side of her body. She has a disgused look on her face and says, "Damn push-up bra is useless".

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  • In the swimsuit section of a well appointed department store there are two well dressed cows standing beside a rack of bathing suits. The cows udders are clearly visible as their clothes only cover the upper portion of their bodies. One of the cows has removed an item from the dislay and is holding up a polka dotted thong bikini bottom. The bikini bottom has four cavities that perfectly accomodates the cows four udders. The second cow is looking intently at her friend over the top of her glasses with

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  • A beautiful day at the beach with nice blue skies there are three turtles laying down on beach towels, two female turtles on the outside and a male turtle in the middle. Sail boats and seagulls adorn the background. The lady turtle on the right is laying on her back and enjoying a coctail donning some fashionable sunglasses under a large beach umbrella. Upon further investigation the male turtle shell lying on its back is empty and the naked turtle is down the beach holding a Pina Colada, wearing a lei

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Everyone has specific family members, friends, or associates that do and say the strangest of things. It is my belief that you could substitute any one of the people in your circle of influence with characters from Toe’s Town. That’s what makes Toe’s Town cards fun. Enjoy!

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