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  • In the back storage room of a restaurant there is a very high set of shelves with food of all sorts filling the shelves. The very top shelf is filled with beautiful large steaks. The items on the shelves are protected with several types of boobie traps with trip wires, leg hold traps, and explosives. An pair of eager dogs have found a way to get to the top of the shelves and get the steaks. A small dog named Petty stands on one end of a plank which rests on a barrel. A larger big dog is about to

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  • A polar bear is drinking a martini sitting at the bar talking to a lady who is human and who is also enjoying a cocktail. The polar bear is very hip looking wearing dark sunglasses and gold chains. The lady who looks to be fascinated with the polar bear and says "Oh you have two residences, one in the north and one in the south". The polar bear responds and says, "Yea, I'm bi-polar".

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