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  • Larry's Underwear Greeting Card

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  • A hilarious sceen in a bar called Cranky Cam's, a bunch of car parts are drinking and partying it up. Behing the bar on the shelves sit bottles of oil, break fluid, windshield wiper fluid. The owner of the bar, a large cam shaft with a bushy moustache tends the beer taps which flow gaoline and motor oil by the pint. Off to the side of the bar in the background a car door and a steering wheel enjoy a conversation and a beverage. Sitting up at the bar is a quarter panel front fender which has is all bent

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  • Inside a doctors examining room a diploma hangs on the wall indicating the doctor has a degree in urology. On the adjacent wall hangs a nighttime picture of a fire pit in a campground. On the far side of the examining room is a storage closet with the door open revelaing a large stack of wafers and chocolate. The doctor is a three pronged marshmallow roasting stick with his head being the center prong and the two outer prongs acting as his hands. He has a rubber glove on his left hand and is about to do a

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Everyone has specific family members, friends, or associates that do and say the strangest of things. It is my belief that you could substitute any one of the people in your circle of influence with characters from Toe’s Town. That’s what makes Toe’s Town cards fun. Enjoy!

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