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  • Larry's Underwear Greeting Card

    Larry's Underwear Greeting Card

    Larry's Underwear Greeting Card

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  • Tongue Depressor Greeting Card

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    Tongue Depressor Greeting Card

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  • At a table in the center of a pub there are three people, two men and one woman are sitting watching the waitress deliver their food. The waitress is holding the serving tray in the air shoulder high. A good looking big Hawaiian man with long flowing black hair wearing a grass skirt and a flowered lei is laying on his side across the length of the over sized tray.

    Greeting Card - Large Hawaiian

    Greeting Card - Large Hawaiian

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  • Hannibal Lecturn Greeting Card

    Hannibal Lecturn Greeting Card

    Hannibal Lecturn Greeting Card

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  • A walrus and two teen beavers sit in an orthodontist's waiting room with their front teeth and braces on full display. The coffee table has two magazines lying on top, one called Cosmobeaverton and the other Walrus Quarterly. A picture on the wall shows a before picture of a beaver with no visible front teeth and an after picture of a beaver with two teeth sitting proud of the beavers lips. In the next room the walrus orthodontist is looking intently at an xray of a young beaver who's teeth are not sticking

    Greeting Card - Long In The Tooth

    Greeting Card - Long In The Tooth

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  • A Crack Team Greeting Card

    A Crack Team Greeting Card

    A Crack Team Greeting Card

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  • At a party in an elegant ballroom adorned with beautiful chandeliers a nicly dressed lady holding a tray of appetizers walks up to a lady skeleton wearing a fashionable hat, necklace and purse holding a glass of champagne in her hand. The skeleton says "Oh no Phyllis I can't have bean dip it just goes right though me".The funny "Bean Dip" comic is a favorite in the Toe's Town wine and gift bag collection especially for those with irritable bowel syndrome or other stomach sensitivities.

    Greeting Card - Bean Dip

    Greeting Card - Bean Dip

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  • Too Long In The Tanning Booth Greeting Card

    Too Long In The Tanning Booth Greeting Card

    Too Long In The Tanning Booth Greeting Card

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  • I've Had It With Carbs Greeting Card

    I've Had It With Carbs Greeting Card

    I've Had It With Carbs Greeting Card

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  • Inside the cozy kitchen of an older couple we find a large kitchen knife, a mixture of carrots, onions and tomatoes lying on a cutting board ready to be used in a stew. An older gentleman stands off to the side holding an old fashioned trumpet style hearing aid up to his ear. A hobo with a scarf, winter hat, wearing torn, patched, dirty ratty clothes has his arm extended with his index finger pointing directly at a lady making dinner. Christmas, birthday, celebrations greeting cards and Gift bags

    Greeting Card - Rude Beggar

    Greeting Card - Rude Beggar

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  • Submarine Surprise Greeting Card

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